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The wedding of Sam.

iamgramps:

"At my wedding I"ll have my little acid pug running around with a pouch full of acid" 

laughingsquid:

A 4-Foot-Long Giant Stuffed Carrot Body Pillow That Will Help Make Loneliness a Thing of the Past

Now it really will help fill the hole where she used to sleep

laughingsquid:

A 4-Foot-Long Giant Stuffed Carrot Body Pillow That Will Help Make Loneliness a Thing of the Past

Now it really will help fill the hole where she used to sleep

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

Apr 9
humansofnewyork:

"Why do you have a sword?""Because I’m a knight."

humansofnewyork:

"Why do you have a sword?"
"Because I’m a knight."

Apr 8

If you use magic in fiction, the first thing you have to do is put barriers up. There must be limits to magic. If you can snap your fingers and make anything happen, where’s the fun in that? … The story really starts when you put limits on magic. Where fantasy gets a bad name is when anything can happen because a wizard snaps his fingers. Magic has to come with a cost, probably a much bigger cost than when things are done by what is usually called ‘the hard way.’

- Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld series, on writing magic. (via theticklishpear)

Apr 7
Apr 5
humansofnewyork:

"I worked at the same cafe for 28 years, but it just went out of business, so I had to find new work. Before it was like I had a family. I saw the same people every day. But now I just have a job. One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’"

humansofnewyork:

"I worked at the same cafe for 28 years, but it just went out of business, so I had to find new work. Before it was like I had a family. I saw the same people every day. But now I just have a job. One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’"

Apr 3

Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?

Guildenstern: No, no, no… Death is “not.” Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.

Rosencrantz: I’ve frequently not been on boats.

Guildenstern: No, no… What you’ve been is not on boats.

- Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (via genocidaltheta)

@thestagewarrior

(Source: imestizaa)

Apr 2

HOME

meowgon:

beesmygod:

flatluigi:

beesmygod:

STAR

HOMESTARRUNNER FUCKING UPDATED

AFD REDEEMED

god is real and jesus saves

THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT ACTUALLY UPDATED I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SINCERE IN MY LIFE

Apr 1

(Source: totesyourmate.com)